Saturday, January 5
Riwayat seorang perempuan majnun(sewel)
Tersebutlah riwayat seorang perempuan majnun, yang lebih majnun lebih dpd laila majnun, disyaki separuh bahagian otaknya telah bebal akibat diserang penyakit severe inferiority complex yg amat sangat menyebabkan ianya telah separa mati. Si majnun memiliki seketul hati yg telah busuk reput lebih busuk daripada stokin busuk yang direndam 10 purnama lamanya. Bilangan musuh si majnun yang membencinya lebih ramai dpd sahabat sejatinya(ada ke sahabat sejati perempuan tuh?).eh ngarut ape....nk buat karangan klasik plak..
so the story bout the majnun goes.........
on new year, si majnun(feel like calling her FUFU now, my sopan version of FU8K) moved out of the house (my grandma's house we rented), together with all the furniture in the house that doesn't belong to her. They belong to 1 of my ex-housemate, which was later given to us when she moved out.
One fine morning, the day fufu and some others moved out, when their stuff were all packed up in the lorry.**traslated in English**
me: Where are the dining table and the sofas?
FUFU: Owh, I called IMA and she said its fine if we want to take the furnitures.
Which later in the day, we figured out that she didn't even call IMA. Hmm... a sneaky li'l liar u are, aren't u? well, i sort of expected that from her coz i know she is the MUKA PAPAN BERLAPIS LAPIS and KUAT MENIPU type of person that will take people's stuff and lie to them as she wishes........but there's one thing she took that got my nerves...
me: eh, maner katil mala kat atas?
FUFU: eh , kan katil tu mala kasik kat Aze*n. kiterg amek la!(in a really annoying pitchy tone of voice, those who knows her, u'll understand what i mean)
me: eh katil tuh mala kasik pinjam jer, die nk kasik kat chesu(my friend) katil tuh.
FUFU: owh, katil tuh dah masuk dalam lori. kalau nak amek dtg la rumah, amek kat rumah kiterg!
What the FUFU?? pissed off, i went out to the lorry, and saw the katil just at the outer side of the lorry.
me: tuh katil mala tuh, bawak turun. tu bukan barang ko.
FUFU: EH, BURUK SIKU! org dah kasik dah la!!buruk siku!! buruk siku!!**mcm budak skolah kalah gadoh mulut**
i just ignored her and told her fiancee to take out the katil..... lucky she has a nice fiancee... but i'm still wondering how he managed to control his temper with that Bit*hy li'l FUFU. kena jerit2, tengking2, carut2 pun kewl jer that guy... hmmmm......
So, she moved out, without the katil, which is like winning a trophy for me... weehooo!
I thot it would end there............
NOPE.............
IT DID NOT...........................
Knowing her as a THIEF and a BIG FAT LIAR and a BIATCH and all the other BAD ATTITUDES you can think of (namer je skolah agama, perangai mcm org tak beragama langsung), we exchanged the front door's padlock with the back one, so that she wouldnt be able to steal stuff anymore......
But that didnt stop her.........
Somehow the next evening, probably right after work,she came back to the house, knowing that me and my fren won't be back from work yet. she tried to open the front door, but could only open the wooden door coz she doesnt have the key to the padlock on the grill. she probably figured out that the front padlock has been changed to the back, where she still possess the keys to it.....but she still couldnt open the back wooden door.....
What did she do????
The girl with the high IQ but with negative EQ decided to break the door knob to get in. Probably to take back all the unwashed dishes she left in the sink since the week before that we had wash after she left because we couldnt stand the smell......her reason for not washing the dishes? paip tak keluar air..... which we figured then air tak jalan sebab the main pipe to the kitchen was turned off...... by someone..............hmmmmm.....
it reminds me of one of the girl that moved out earlier coz she couldnt stand her reallllllllyyyyy annoying attitude.... FUFU actually sabotaged that girl, messed out the balcony where people hang their clothes with thrash..... and jerit2 mcm org giler smpi jiran2 dengar kate that girl is pengotor and stufff....
helllloooooooooo!!!! u moved out with 4 weeks of sampah left in ur room, the kitchen, at ur study table and everywhere else............ and ur not pengotor???? u are just as much as the same with the tikus yang slalu masuk rumah coz u dont know how to clean up the kitchen after using it.... stupidoooo.......
Back to the break in again... lucky my friend came back early that day, so she didnt managed to take much... she didnt even manage to take back her almari kain zip-up coz she only had the time to disasemble the almari halfway. later then, we threw away the almari coz i think it looks messy.... huhuh... sowi babe.....
and we made a police report that nite.. not to make a case or anything, we're not that cruel..... we just made the police report so the police would mark her, incase anything else happens after this, they would already have a suspect.......
at the police station, i told the police officers what happened and what she had done in the past.....
police officers(po): yang awak citer2 nih, perempuan ker?
me: ye lah cik, bekas housemate, housemate saya semua perempuan..
po: ya Allah, takder kesedaran sivik ke?
me: ye la kot, campur dgn takder pendidikan mak bapak lagik...
po: die dah takder mak bapak ker?
me: ada, mak bapak die ok jer. tapi ntahla, manjer sgt kot..
after the police report were made.. some police officers came over to the house to see the damages ....one of them introduces himself as sarjan major nawawi....told him everything, and he asked for her number.... on the phone, she admitted that she DID come back to the house but to take back her Quran... liar, still wanna make herself look innocent... if she really wants to take back her Quran, what's wrong with giving me a call, ask me to open the door for her, and take whatever she wants......is that so hard to do? why must she break in to get her stufff?? again, stupidoooo........
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On another occasion, few days after, i had a chat with my Indian neighbours.... they asked me what's with the policemen the other nite...
me: owh, our ex-housemate broke in..
them: broke in?? why didnt she just give u call?
me: im still trying to figure that out..heheh..
them: which girl is this?
me: the owner of this tiara..( she drives a myvi, but her old car, a proton tiara has become a stationary in front of the house, where i've received complaints from the neighbours to remove the car, but she just couldnt be bothered bout it)...
them: owh, what about the girl who drives the white myvi.. i find her very rude...
me: she's the girl la, uncle........
them: owh!! she's the one?? That girl, i tell u, is really un mannered.... i told her nicely to remove her car a li'l bit so i can take my car out..... she just walked past me without even saying anything......
me: that is expected of her.....even the next door uncle, uncle mokhtar....
them: owh ya, Hj. mokhtar told me bout her... I was shocked when Hj. Mokhtar told me how she yelled and scream bad things and even point her finger to that poor old man... just because he asked her to remove her car a li'l bit...... that girl really is uncivilised la....
me: she deffinately is........
i know by know u would have feel disgusted with that FUFU.... just imagine, i've been living in the same house with her for a year and a half..............muntah hijau ngn perangai die... now that she's not here anymore, i can live in a peace of mind........cayalahhh!!
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I forgot to mention...... all these stories i'm telling.... this is just like 1% of all that i know bout her.... i mean like, I KNOW.... tak campur dgn yg EVERYBODY ELSE'S KNOW........heishh.. ntah lahhh...... ntah biler nak berubah.....
I made a really big mistake with this girl.......
Actually, she used to stay with us (me and my best buddies) in PJ before we all moved to TTDI. But she didnt stay long, coz we sort of chase her out of the house coz we really couldnt stand her selfish and bossy and like i said, all the bad attitudes u can imagine...
After a while, like a year or so, after my best buddies were about to move out from the house to start off their working life, she asked (or more like beg) to move in with me......thinking that she has changed ( coz she was really being nice to me at that point of time), i took her in, despite my buddies's advice, not to take the risk............................
then i figured out after a few months, she was begging me coz SHE GOT CHASED OUT FROM HER PREVIOUS HOUSE AS WELL...........................................
BIG MISTAKE ZURA.................REALLLLLLYYYY BIG MISTAKE.............................
that just tells me that SHE'LL NEVER CHANGE AND INFACT...... SHE'LL JUST GET WORST AND WORST..........and she did.............................
but one thing for sure............ I'LL NEVER MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AGAIN........
besides, its not worth keeping a friendship like that, if she even considers it as friendship.....
Posted by zuradaa at 9:41 AM
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10 Comments:
teruknye prangai...
good thing she moved out from the house
By 
, at
10:41 AM
tu la pasal.....
but knowing her welll, i dont think she would stop harassing me....
haa.. mau panggil luca brasi kasi setel ini problem?? starbuck satu lagi suda laa..
By , at
9:05 AM
hahah.... cayalah, luca brasi datang mesia mau kejer dgn don gaban...hahaha... byk respect sama u.....
nways, setel keje baru citer starbuck ah...kemslm sama brasi
huhu hope tutup buku dh ngn minah tuh
err.. i'm not one of those supid people rite?huhuh...
nways, 1 biatch is enuff to make my life miserable...if there were 3 of them, i would've gone koo koo.... huhu...
bukan ko mmg agak 'kuku' da ke? hehehe... newayS
U ARE TAGGED!
ngahahahah
By , at
10:22 AM
tmpang lalu..ee i mmg allergic ngan housemate mcm ni,cukup la dah penah jmpa dulu..xrela mek ok hehe..klu i la jmp housemate panjang tgn n pendek akal cam ni i report polis n suruh abg polis tu tangkap dia..
By 
murnie sangat, at
8:33 AM
huh berani sungguh minah tu menggunakan nama ku...! hidup dia asyik nak cari musuh je! ishk...ishk..
By , at
5:06 PM
hehehhehe.... sori ima.....kekonfidenan minah tuh membuat aku tak double cek ngn ko... huhuh... klu aku call ko pagi bute tuh, sure kantoi depan dr. all*n kan... malu nyerh....
